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Dates for Your Diary
December
Friday 2
nd
World Renowned Chef de Cuisine Colin Brown Committee Meeting New Definitions
th ADULT
Thursday 8 A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is
Last day to purchase Christmas Party Tickets now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
Thursday 15
th
Last day of lessons for 2016 CHICKENS: The only animal you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes
th
Friday 16 hours.
Cyber Seekers 2016 Christmas Party
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Campbelltown Golf Club EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in
Starts 12 noon
conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the
paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: A story you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices
of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have....similar to my
character lines.
Congratulations
to those members
who celebrate an
Campbelltown Senior Cyber Seekers Anniversary or
Richmond Villa
Birthday during
12 Lithgow Street,
Campbelltown NSW 2560
the month of
(02) 4628 0484 November.
P.O. Box 978, Campbelltown NSW 2560
office@cyberseekers.org.au
Monday to Thursday between 10am and 2 pm
www.cyberseekers.org.au
Campbelltown Senior Cyber Seekers Newsletter September, October, November 2016 – Page 5
