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Dates for Your Diary
December
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Thursday 7
Last day to purchase Christmas Party Tickets Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
Submitted by Rosemarie Garland
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Thursday 14
Last day of lessons for 2017 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually
in the bed.
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Friday 15 2. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off in the
Cyber Seekers 2017 Christmas Party middle.
Campbelltown Golf Club 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
Starts 12 noon 4. Make sure you put 000 on your speed dial before you
begin.
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Friday 15 Dec 2017 to Monday 29 Jan 2018 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't
Closed for the school end of year holiday period. remember.
5a. Put extra tape on your toupee, so it doesn’t fall off
2018 and scare the hell outta your partner.
January 6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the
Friday 19 bed.
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Tutors Meeting 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the
act.
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Tuesday 30
8. Make all the noise you want the neighbours are deaf
First day for Cyber Seeker lessons for 2018
too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good
February
Friday 2 news!!
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Member’s General Meeting 10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
Campbelltown RSL Club – 10:30 start
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Monday 5
FREE BBQ
A full calendar of scheduled events for 2018 will be
published in the January Newsletter.
Congratulations
to those members
who celebrate an
Contact Information:
Campbelltown Senior Cyber Seekers Anniversary or
Richmond Villa
12 Lithgow Street, Birthday during
Campbelltown NSW 2560 the month of
(02) 4628 0484 December.
P.O. Box 978, Campbelltown NSW 2560
office@cyberseekers.org.au
Monday to Thursday between 10am and 2 pm
www.cyberseekers.org.au
We thank Campbelltown City Council for their ongoing support
Campbelltown Senior Cyber Seekers Newsletter November, December 2017 – Page 2
