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               October
               Tuesday 17                                       Submitted by:
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               Club’s FREE Monthly BBQ - Starts at 11am         Rosemarie Garland

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               Monday 23                                        An Engineer dies, and goes to Hell.
               Christmas Party Tickets Available                  Dissatisfied with the level of comfort down there, he starts
               See Page 9 for details                           designing and building improvements. After a while Hell has air
                                                                conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a
               November
                                                                pretty popular guy.
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               Friday 3
               Committee Meeting                                One-day God rings down and asks Satan, “So, how's it going
                                                                down there?"
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               Monday 13
               Club’s FREE Monthly BBQ - Starts at 11am         Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air
                                                                conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no
               Last BBQ for 2017 - Be there                     telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

               December                                         God is horrified.
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               Friday 1                                         "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should
               Committee Meeting
                                                                never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to
               Thursday 14                                      Heaven. Send him back up here!"
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               Last day for lessons for 2017                      Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm
                       th                                       keeping him".
               Friday 15
               Cyber Seekers Christmas Party
                                                                God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue".
               Campbelltown Golf Club – Glen Alpine
                                                                "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to find a
                                                                lawyer?"

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